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Dollar Bill
noun
1. referring or alluding to any number of scandalous sexual actions depending upon the context of the situation; usually used when talking about a person with condescending tendencies

2. passionate, primitive, sexy sex
Example:
1. That fine little thing over there gave me a sweet dollar bill last night.
2. Me: Why'd you give that girl your chair last night man?
Friend: Cuz you know she payed me with that dollar bill later!
Me: That's what's up bro! Get some!


Dollar Bill
The most amazing guy ever who is basically perfect all over, in looks and personality. He especially has amazing muscles and a smile that makes everyone want to be with him. He is amazingly sexy, funny, nice, and just the most perfect guy that anyone could ever want.
Example:
"Julio has an amazing back. He is such a dollar bill"


Dollar Bill Test
A test that every self-conscious male has taken. It involves arousing onesself to maximum erection, then comparing their penal length to a one dollar ($1 USD) bill.
Example:
Johnson: Yeah, I took the Dollar Bill Test last night. Passed with flying colors.


two dollar bill
n. A U.S. banknote worth $2 featuring Thomas Jefferson. Contrary to popular assumption, most two dollar bills are actually worth exactly $2, since they are still being made. Their widespread usage along with the reduction of the one dollar bill is the only way for the one dollar coin to get into circulation.
Example:
Cashier: Is this a two dollar bill?
Customer: Why, yes it is.
Cashier: Wow, thanks! I collect these.
Customer: Why? They're only worth two dollars.
Cashier: No, they're not. They stopped making these a long time ago.
Customer: They are still being made. In fact, the bill clearly says "Series 2003A." I just picked up a whole bunch at a bank yesterday.
Cashier: Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this?
Customer: Why don't you give it out as change?
Cashier: I never would have thought of that. This way, I will only need to give away two bills for change of $3 instead of three singles!
Customer: Why don't you use a Presidential dollar coin instead of a dollar bill?
Cashier: Oh yeah, I got one of those today. Now I only have to give away one bill and one coin for $3 of change.
Customer: The dollar coin can be used everywhere, and the two dollar bill everywhere except vending machines.
Cashier: That sucks, maybe they will change that.
Customer: Let's hope so. Can I have my change now?
Cashier: Oh yeah, here you go. Now get the hell out of here.


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