carlos mencia

N. a "comedian" who has abosolutely no comedic value to his shitty ass name. always rips on peoples races and is trying to be the next dave chapelle. recently has been given a show where he screams and pokes fun at white people, black people, beaners, asians, and muslims. V. to suck a whole load of dick



carlos mencia
a complete waste of human life. he claims to be edgy and groundbreaking, and he reminds you this after almost every joke. The following is a typical Mencia joke.

"THE CHINESE HAVE SQUINTY EYES!!!! AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME SAYING (retarded voice) DEHHHH BUT CARLOS THAT'S NOT NICE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION. TOO BAD!! EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR THIS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH ENOUGH BALLS TO SAY IT BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO COMEDY EVER."

Actually, Carlos, I'm not offended in the least bit. I've heard the stereotypes, I know them, and just because you say it on TV doesn't make you the second coming of jesus christ.

he isn't funny because he is offensive, so don't call me over sensititive. he is unfunny because his show is a giant stereotype. Stereotypes that i've heard roughly 8,000,000 times before. So i guess the only way you can find this show funny is if you are hearing these stereotypes for the first time.

And By the way, he's half german and his real name is Ned. It's funny how he boasts on his openness and his ability to say what everyone is thinking, but he's to embarresed to tell people his real name.
Example:
"you see that joke carlos mencia did about the white people? I ROFLMAO'd!!!!!!

"richarad pryor did that joke 30 years ago, back then it was funny because people weren't as open about race and religion. carlos mencia thinks he's hot shit because he says "racist things on television. Did you just say ROFLMAO?


carlos mencia
a cut-and-paste comedian who is only still in business because dave chappele won't go back to comedy central. he attempts to make his fans believe he is edgy and controversial when in fact nobody is offended by him unless its because hes the sorriest excuse for a comedian ever. has the audacity to nickname himself "the punisher" and talk about how i live under a rock because i dont enjoy his show.
Example:
carlos mencia may be the biggest dee dee dee i ever saw


carlos mencia
A hispanic comedian who appears on comedy central in stand up shows or mind of mencia, his own show. At first, i thought he was pretty cool. I was tired of Comedy central, because of all the extremely racist black comedians talking about "the white man" They and their fans need to be shot and ripped to peices for their extreme ignorance of todays world. Anyway, the show was good, because right off the bat he ripped on every race. But after awhile, i began to distinguish flaws in his "equal" racism. Here is the percentages of what his jokes are about:
Stupid people(or, people he thinks are stupid) mentally challenged, those who make fun of him: 37%
Race.: 43% (icluded races below)
Whites: 13%
Blacks: 5%
Hispanics: 12%
Asians: 13%
Other: Jews, Italians, Irish, etc.: 1%
Jokes about terrorism and Islamic people: 10%
Politics: 10%
notice the difference between blacks and the other races? Equal my fucking ass! And the jokes he DOES tell about blacks, he then apoligizes and says "I love you, black people" SHUT THE FUCK UP! His jokes about people who hate him, OH that doesnt get old after the 5 millionth time! AND, his jokes about islams. Okay, ill admit that i absolutely HATE the 911 bombers and Al queda, but that doesnt give me the right to make fun of the peaceful, religious ones, and neither does cocklos mencia!
So, I have one message for carlos mencia:
Mencia, you are the most hypocritical tv personality in history. You jokes about Islams, Terrorism, Mentally challenged, people who dislike you, (ME!!) Politcs, and race are old and faggy. Youre just saying what everyone else says. So next time you appear on mind of mencia, or one of your gay stand up shows, please have new, more equal material, or GET THE FUCK OFF COMEDY CENTRAL
Example:
Carlos Mencias a douchebag, Period.


carlos mencia
A great comedian who is not racist!! yes you heard correctly. He never said he hates a certain race, therefore hes not racist! All he does is stereotype and joke on other races that doesn't make him racist.He has the funniest show on comedy central.But he is not mexican he's from honuras and germany. Thats the only thing wrong with him, he denies his heritage and poses as a mexican.
Example:
Carlos mencia -
I saw a mexican that was that tall,and if that wasnt enough to say this guys a beaner, no he gets of a pick up truck thats has la virgin de guadalupe and a cow painted at the side of the door


carlos mencia
a highly misunderstood comedian. his comedy is often considered simple, repetitive, even unintelligent, however, those who take the chance to get to know his comedy have a much better understanding of where he is coming from. his jokes may seem repetitive because he talks about similar topics very often, but his jokes are usually about current events so he can keep them fresh. he has also been accused of joke thievery, however, the main joke he has been accused of stealing is a generic joke that anyone could have come up with: "America is talking about getting rid of all of their illegal aliens and building a fence to keep them out... who's gonna build it."
many people still may not like him, but that is okay as long as they understand why they dislike him. i have a hotmail account (erikboyd60). if you disagree with me, email me with an EDUCATED response.
Example:
Person 1-Carlos Mencia's material is so repetitive, uneducated, and racist.

Person 2-You may not like him but don't criticize him for one episode of his show just because you heard a "dee-dee-dee" joke. And hes actually the opposite of racist, he's trying to make racism smaller than it actually is. everyone has to be politically correct today to talk to people and he is trying to break the tension.

Person 1-Oh, I didn't realize that. I still don't like him, but for different reasons.


carlos mencia
A really funny comedian because he says things that other comedians are too afraid to mention. People need to learn to not be so sensitive. Ever heard of freedom of speech? If you really hate him, pick up your remote and turn off your tv. You're not being forced to listen to him. If enough people don't like him he'll be out of business so don't bitch do something else. Most of the things he saids are true but i do admit he does have his flaws and he saids pretty stupid things sometimes but overall he is very funny. I think Platoon is a horrible movie while most of my friends think im an idiot but i don't bitch about it all the time like you people are. Do us all a favor and just don't talk about it because that is exactly what he wants and what is fueling of people liking him. Just like the Da Vinci Code.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, I HATE Carlos Mencia. Whatever you do DONT watch him.

Person 2:Uhhhhhh,ok but im going to eventually since you won't shut up about it.


carlos mencia
a talented comedian who is funny as hell,and for all the assholes that say hes un american. Watch his show "No Strings Attached" He explains why were in a great country.And sure he may have nothin but racial jokes,but their fuckin funny.And for all of u that don't like him, fuck all of you bitches
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Carlos Mencia is ONE of the greatest comedians ever.


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