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toss my salad

To rim with deep tongue penetration.

toss my salad

by Bigdongdizzle on Feb 18, 2010 12:29:56

making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad

Example:
Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen

toss my salad

by oompaloompa on Jun 15, 2003 04:37:41

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.

Example:
I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.

toss my salad

by Jizzing in ur pants on Dec 23, 2009 22:27:09

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.

Example:
hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?

toss my salad

by AltCoder on May 01, 2005 10:12:51

Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn.
see: tbag

Example:
Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night

toss my salad

by Forlorner on Nov 02, 2006 03:56:51

When a girl plays with your balls. Tossing them around like a salad

Example:
I was tired of handjobs, so I asked her to toss my salad.

TOSS MY SALAD

by dan on Jun 26, 2004 02:39:04

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

Example:
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.

Toss my salad

by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. on Oct 01, 2005 08:29:25

As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Example:
Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.

tossed my salad

by Southernguy on Jan 14, 2014 05:51:38

Licking another's Ass. Also known as Analingus.

Example:
Your mom tossed my salad!

Toss My Salad

by Da boy! on Jan 14, 2010 04:22:51

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Example:
Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

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