check please
when a situation or person creates a
uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates
an out implying "
time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.
check please
by Shakey Jake on Jan 09, 2007 06:31:48
Example:
Friend 1: You know how I know you're gay?
Friend 2: Well it cant be the fact that I'm talking to an outstandingly attractive Cuban woman on the phone right now...that would disprove
the gayness.
Friend 1: Yeah...but you smiled at me so that makes any other
straightness null and void. check please!
check, please
by ninjatigerbatman on Jul 08, 2011 14:19:03
Example:
Vinny is attempting to cross the street while carrying a sack of recently dismembered cow penises. As he steps off the sidewalk, a bicycle messenger rams into him at full speed, tossing the penises everywhere and causing a compound fracture in
Vinny's left knee.
Vinny: "
Check, please."
Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)
by CreeperDude567 on May 07, 2021 15:43:24
A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and
necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the
human experience), therefore
fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is
intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
Example:
David just subscribed to
fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again
fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited.
Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
Please check your internet connection and try again.
by Devonalfiano on Jul 11, 2021 12:27:09
What every single website, program, and
application would
say when you are not connected/have problems with your
Wi-Fi AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING especially when you have fun at it
Example:
Isn't it cruel that when you have fun with the website/program/application that you have and then all of a sudden a little box appeared
that said "Please check your
internet connection and try again." then you got
disconnected from it