accident
An unintended mistake of some kind.(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.accident
Accident
the accident
accidently
1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally
2. A common spelling error of accidentally
on accident
The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.
ACCIDENT
An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.
Typically, having shat oneself.
Typically, having shat oneself.
Example:
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
Accidenting
Example:
"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"
"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"
"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
'Accident'
Example:
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."