cock cougher
An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (
Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (
Rf) is mathematically
correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME =
CF^2