banana nut

Ingredients (1) banana. (2) nut. When you stick a banana in your ass beat off and right before climax you take out a chunk of the banana put it in your mouth and then nut



Banana Nut
An act commonly performed during coitus wherein the male participant removes the penis from the vaginal/anal/auditory/visual/verbal/nasal orifice of his sexual counterpart just prior to ejaculation, whereupon he removes his prophylactic by taking the reservoir tip between the thumb and forefinger of both hands, peeling it off of the sexual organ like one commonly peels the skin from a banana. The Male participant must proceed to ejaculate on and around the face of his sexual counterpart, ensuring to cover the most real-estate possible between the hairline and the neckline including key areas such as the mouth, eyes, nose, and breast.

NOTE: By nature of the inherent actions taken to execute a "Banana Nut", one's penis MUST be sheathed in a prophylactic for a time between coitus and the execution of the "Banana Nut". see ( wrap it up ).

In some cases one may, mid-coitus, take on a prophylactic for the sole purpose of removing it during the execution of the "Banana Nut".
Example:
...since I didn't know her last name, I decided to wrap my junk, and when I finished laying pipe I peeled off that jimmy hat and blew a banana nut all over whatserface's face!


banana nut muffin
A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina
Example:
Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically


Banana nut time
A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
Example:
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"


banana nut crunch
so scientist have studied the banana nut crunch is a serial for old ass niggas like AJ ,usually if you eat the cereal you are 80 years old
Example:
I know an old ass person name AJ and he eats banana nut crunch


banana nut bread
Banana nut bread is a sexual act that requires three things. Requirement one is a man with a curved penis, the banana. The second is a woman with an active yeast infection, the bread. The third requirement is that the man must have sex with the woman and ejaculate inside her vagina, the nut. Banana nut bread.
Example:
.... and she had a yeast infection so I finally got to do the banana nut bread! Now I have this weird rash though....


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