The Monocle
Example:
I monocled her last night
I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.
I monocled her last night
I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.
the monocle
CCP's most blatant and obvious attempt to milk the players of their MMO EVE - Online, of their real life money.The monocle is an in-game vanity item that is only available through a special currency (AUR).The monocle costs about 12000 AUR, which = 4 PLEX = ~70.00 usd (35.00 per plex).The monocle has caused insane amounts of uproar and frustration in the EVE Online community, and has found its place in several articles comparing it to the infamous Horse Armour scandal (2.50 usd) which was about 18 times cheaper.monocle
Noun.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.
2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.
2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.
Example:
1.) "That guy is such a friggen monocle, collecting all that rent for himself from all those struggling poor families."
2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."
1.) "That guy is such a friggen monocle, collecting all that rent for himself from all those struggling poor families."
2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."
monocles
A refreshing alchohlic beverage consisting of the following:
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec
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Monoclate
Muddy Monocle
The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.
Example:
Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.
Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.
Monocle Smile
Example:
When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
Meat Monocle
Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.
Example:
I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!
I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!