blossoming

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Blossom
1. To pour Diet Coke and Mentos, in that order, down a girl's vagina. This will cause the formation of a soda geyser in her uterus and vagina, which will fuck up her reproductive system and launch soda the fuck out of her vagina. (verb)

2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)
Example:
1.
Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*

2. No example needed


blossom
blossom is a beautiful, kind, sweet, smart, caring, and hilarious person. she’ll do anything to make you laugh. she has a humor that can come off as offensive, but isn’t meant to be. she’s undeniably beautiful. she’s athletic, and will stick with you no matter what. she’s so lit, and so fun to hang around. anytime you’re with her, you’ll always have the greatest time of your life. she has the funniest laugh, and is great at roasting. she’s a lit dancer, and she has the most gorgeous body, like it’s seriously goals. she’s a tall and beautiful bih! okurrrrrt! you can always trust her, and she’ll always be my best friend forever. if you dare hurt her, your going to hurt me too, so that we can be hurt together! don’t mess with her, because she’s a queen, and always will be, so there’s nothing you can do about that. teehee! try again sweetie. ahahah! i love her so much it’s not even explainable!
Example:
we love our bestfriend blossom!!


Blossom
Blossom is the definition of perfection. With a face as gorgeous as the stars and a body as hot as the sun you can't move passed her without noticing. She's a friend you would die to have. Extremely caring to the ones that truly matter. Making her family proud is definitely her number one priority. She's God fearing,smart, open minded,funny in a weird way with a personality that stands out. She's not afraid to tell the truth and defends what she believes in firmly. She loves love and yearns to find her perfect match as she struggles with trust issues. She gives the best advice but never actually applies them to her own affairs. Lets not forget everyone envies her bomb sense of style. She would be a fashion icon in a couple of years.

As a girlfriend she's the total package. Cute,smart and funny. She's not exactly romantic but tries to be when with the right person plus she's a terrific kisser. She can be extremely fun when you trigger that side of her.
Example:
John: woah! Who's that ?
Ryan: that's blossom man, She's the total package.


blossoms
As explained by the world's foremost perversion afficianado, John Waters, in the director's commentary for "A Dirty Shame", blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.
Example:
I really enjoyed and miss the NBC sitcom "Blossom".


Blossom
Blossom is an amazing person. She is so pretty and will always be by your side! She has the most gorgeous hair and has a stunning body. She loves animals. She is extremely caring and understanding, she’s very active and great at sports!

If you know a blossom, keep her in your life. She’s worth it
Example:
Blossom is my best friend, she’s so fit


Blossom
A confident girl with sexy hair . Loves to dance and play around. Knows how to cheer people up blossom keeps all of her friends close and works hard to keep them happy. A very protective girl who would stick up for anyone. If you have a blossom keep her because you won’t regret keeping a beautiful pretty stunning sporty fit flexible girl.
Example:
Keep Blossom in your life she will never let you down


Blossom
The most precious and beautiful girl in the Universe. She has the kindest heart and is full of amazing energy , always spreading happiness and love. She is so so smart and so Incredibly funny . She deserves the whole world and more and is destined for greatness , she will conquer the world , travel and explore learning new things and experiencing new cultures . Blossom is a one of a kind x
Example:
Blossom is amazing

I love Blossom


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