commanded

Wanting To do something and doing it when you want to



The Commander
When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.
Example:
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'


commandeer
Example:


Commander
The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).
Example:
He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.


The Commandments
The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)


The Commander
One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.
Example:
The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.


commander
The one and only, the Official.

can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND

will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.

also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander
Example:
that move just put you in high command, you commander!

that is such a commander!


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