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if you want

Basically the answer to everything. This simple phrase means you never have to say your opinion about anything ever again.

You want a cookie?

by letmenot on Oct 15, 2010 17:40:41

A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.

Example:
Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.

Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?

You want smoke?

by Hottiegal3256 on Apr 21, 2019 12:19:01

You want smoke, is a question asked by someone who is trying to fight person.

Example:
Yo! We haven’t seen you in a minute! You want smoke? Cause I know you been tryna fight me since the third grade

You want some

by big.M1000 on Jan 16, 2015 07:05:49

When you are threatening someone to fight (often used by people with cockney accents)

Example:
Bill: I'll beat you up if u don't shut up
Bon: you what mate? You want some, I'll give it yer

The Fuck You Want

by Cricket9696 on Jan 03, 2016 09:57:55

1. What to say when someone that you have not communicated with in a long time contacts you randomly.

2. What to say to that person that you had it out with and they contact you like nothing ever happened.

Example:
Michelle: Hey Amanda, Whats up girl? Wanna hang tonight?

Amanda: The fuck you want??

You want to bet?

by ÆNK on Jun 19, 2010 11:11:03

A term used when one has no facts or strong arguments to support some bull shit that he had said. Usually used when the user of the term is confident that the other person has no knowledge on the matter.

Example:
Bill: Did you know that the narwal is the only mammal to have a horn?

Joe: I think it's really a tooth.

Bill: YOU WANT TO BET?!?!?!

You want a Pickle?

by Tomitaire on Apr 22, 2009 06:09:48

When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.

Example:
*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No thanks.
*Irishmen turns to slowly stare at you.*
Irishmen: You want a Pickle?

you want smoke?

by eliasfpoulsen on Jan 16, 2019 23:30:38

having "smoke" or "beef" is having an argument or wanting to fight someone
usually you hate the people who you are beefing with

Example:
"ayy lil nigga, you want smoke?"

Whatever You Want

by iMonkeyBIZ on Feb 10, 2020 08:03:28

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.

Example:
Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.

All you want

by Lonewolfie on Apr 30, 2019 19:14:00

As much as one would like. Often disapprovingly.

Example:
1. - I dont see her behind your back.

- Lie all you want, I saw her message in your phone.

2. You can eat all you want.

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