Commander
The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).Commander
A mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly Pendleton) and four shots of Peach Schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same glass.
Commander
The name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. Some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite sex, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. One who fails at school.
Example:
Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.
Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.
Commander
My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!
Commander
on command
The Commander
Example:
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
commandeer
Example:
The Commandments
The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.
1. thought shalt get laid
2.though shall not be gay
3.thou shalt have a honey wagon
4. thou shalt scam on honeys
5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline
6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)
7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys
8.thou shall get stoned
9. gretta is a bitch and that is that
10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)
1. thought shalt get laid
2.though shall not be gay
3.thou shalt have a honey wagon
4. thou shalt scam on honeys
5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline
6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)
7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys
8.thou shall get stoned
9. gretta is a bitch and that is that
10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)