coors light

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coors light
A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.
Example:
Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!

Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!

Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.


coors light
A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).
Example:
Johnny drinks Coors Light because he can't handle beer that tastes like...well...beer!


coors light
(verb) The act of having sex in a canoe, kayak raft or tube. Fucking close to water.
Example:
1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.

2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light


coors light
A "beer" tantamount to yellowed bottled water. Tastes slightly of piss mixed with an even slighter taste of alcohol. A beer for women and retards like Seth who can't handle real beers like Arrogant Bastard or Maudite.

Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.
Example:
You: What are you drinking?
Me: Maudite. You?
You: Coors.
Me: You tasteless retard.


Coors Light
Coors Light is the coldest and best tasting beer ever! It's delicious! It's alcoholic and not weak. It's medium to strong. Coors Light goes down smooth. Coors Light taste awesome! It's like all the good taste and cool things put into one. Anywhere from a few to a 6-pack of Coors is awesome! When the mountains turn blue, it's supercold and ready to drink. The tastiest and coldest beer ever.
Example:
Hank: This Coors Light is awesome!

Dole: Yes! Delicious!


Coors Light
Amazing beer, simply because of both price and availability. Has made both freshmen year, and girls, much better. Good beer that gets you drunk, and isn't that the most important thing in college?
Example:
John "Hey man, I'm bored.. It's thursday, at this boring ass college"
Erik "Well John, I got some Coors Light that will get us fucked up"


Coors Light
Cheap beer that isnt the best tasting, but is great to drink with friends just to have fun and get drunk. Popular among young people (especially college).
Example:
Don't diss Coors Light just because its not some fancy rich-ass beer. It gets you drunk, and thats all that counts.


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