crayonism Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

crayonism

A young child's favorite food.

Crayon

by rgrant2504 on Sep 17, 2012 00:39:59

1) getting your cray on (see definition for cray)
2) getting crazy, wild, stupid
3) a wax-made colorful writing utensil that is responsible for most artistic childhood memories...the red ones taste the best

as made famous by Korean rapper G-Dragon in his song "Crayon"

Example:
Guy 1: You still coming to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah man gotta get my crayon

crayons

by haha lol xd on Nov 04, 2020 18:57:00

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

Example:
me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

crayon

by Windexter on Apr 17, 2003 03:22:09

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

Example:
"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"

Crayons

by Not Zane on Sep 22, 2004 06:23:50

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Example:
Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

crayonized

by dale338 on Oct 19, 2009 20:24:34

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.

Example:
After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.

Crayon

by Curlygirl on Apr 14, 2013 01:58:04

A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.

Example:
The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.

Crayon

by blabalaba<3 on May 29, 2009 04:31:05

A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.

Example:
Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"

Crayonism

by Nulzek on Apr 05, 2010 06:29:04

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Example:
Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

crayon

by horsyrock on Jun 03, 2006 10:08:11

A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.

Example:
When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.

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