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The hair

Fonz style way to refer to your hair.

Hair on Hair

by JohnBoy on Oct 28, 2004 04:28:10

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.

Example:
1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair.
2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy...
3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.

Hair on Hair

by C-Side on Oct 29, 2004 05:56:25

Hair on hair can happen with gay sex also.

Example:
1. John experienced hair on hairby going hilt deep in his boyfriend's hairy, jungle ass, mingling his own pubes with the rectal hair of his lover.

Hair

by ERIC on Oct 19, 2003 10:43:42

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

Example:
There sure is alot of hair on my balls!

hair

by nofu on May 10, 2010 05:35:37

A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.

Example:
Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.

Hair

by Iwantfrineds on Jan 01, 2020 00:20:32

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Example:
Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

Hair

by Stupid Flanders on Dec 03, 2005 01:19:31

the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on

Example:
Ned: where do you want it?
Maude: anywhere but in my hair.

The Hair

by Liz Lemon on Jan 20, 2007 10:59:30

A intelligent and attractive man who has everything going for him, including a full head of hair. (Opposite of The Head.)

Example:
The Hair is ridiculously good looking.

hair

by Jim Hodgson on Apr 28, 2003 18:30:14

A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.

Example:
Tomorrow I will comb my hair

Hair

by The 60th of Smith Street on Nov 02, 2008 13:40:41

One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.

Example:
Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.

Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.

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