cucumbers
Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.Cucumber
cucumbering
Example:
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
Cucumber
Example:
Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.
You: No. No. No.
Me: Yes you do.
Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.
You: No. No. No.
Me: Yes you do.
cucumber
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
Example:
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
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Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
Example:
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
Cucumbering
To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it