COUCH

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.



couched
(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.
Example:
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.


couch
A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.
Example:
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.


couch
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
Example:
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party


couch it
To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
Example:
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!


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