Towelling

to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soakingto cum while naked and wet



Towelling

by Hozey on Apr 27, 2005 10:26:09

Two meanings:
1. beating someone comprehensively
2. gay locker room antics between homosexual men
Example:
1. I towelled that Pontiac at da lights
2. I towelled Gary\'s ass so good after the game


Towel

by uclafalcon on Mar 21, 2003 06:54:47

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.
Example:
Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was.


Toweling

by Basegod4life on Jul 23, 2011 07:52:19

The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Example:
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.


Towelism

by Chiggity Chza on Feb 08, 2008 23:09:59

–noun
the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation.
Example:
Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism


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