a 3 day

A "relationship" lasting only 3 fucking days



3 day
3 day growth: the look guys get when they dont shave for a few days or they trim their facial hair to keep it looking like they haven't shaved for a few days
Example:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth a line in a Jimmy Barnes song


3 days
3 days is the proper exaggeration for any amount of time. Even if the real time is reasonably more then 3 days, 3 days is still considered reasonable.
Example:
Andrew: It'll take him 3 days to walk to work. Let's drive by and mock him while throwing snowballs at him.
Bob: It'll take him like 3 days to read that book. It's huge.


3 day rule
a clause in the bro code that actually consists of many subdivisions, as seen below.

For a girl that is a
9-10-you must wait 4 days before calling them.
8-9 - 3-4 days
7-8 - 3 days(most girls fall into this category hence the name)
6-7 - 2 days
5-6 - 1 day(if you call at all)
5 and below - no call at all. period.
Example:
broski: YO! i met this totally hot chick at the bar!
broseph: how hot?
broski: like a 8.5?
broseph: thats 4 days man, honnor the code.
broski: i was gonna say 3, but i guess 4 would make her feel special.
broseph: thats the intent of the 3 day rule man.


3 day shadow
Much like 5 o'clock shadow, but for those who have just started shaving, and their beard/mustache/sideburns have not become thick enough to develop by 5 o'clock, but 3 days later. It would have the same length after 3 days as a fully developed beard would have by 5 o'clock.
Example:
Jim: Hey Bob, you've gotta nice mustache, what'd you grow that today?

Bob: LOL, oh no, its just my 3 day shadow. I've gotta shave it again today.


3 day weekend!
Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.
Example:
"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."

"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"


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