drift wood
An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier
access to young girls, especially at the
workplace during
lunch or smoke breaks.
drift wood
by The swagenator on Apr 20, 2008 00:42:49
drift wood
by Reslab on Jan 23, 2007 02:17:57
Drift wood
by Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T. on Nov 12, 2009 10:05:30
Example:
You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."
Friend: "Your
girfriend saw your dick?"
You: "
Naw dude...I had a bad case of
drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."
Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"
You: "Only my self respect....."
Drift-Wood
by kneebracey on Dec 15, 2011 15:08:57
The erection that one finds themselves with over the course of the school day. This erection always occurs when ones mind wanders off from the lecture at hand during the last 2 minutes before the period is over. This occurs as a means to create the awkward "
boner tuck" or "
boner shield" created by notebooks to prevent it from being seen. The boner is not a direct result of any
sexual fantasy, but as a way of your body playing the "let's see how awkward this can get" game.. Tricky bastard
Example:
"What is he doing with his notebooks?"
"Oh dude, he totally has
drift-wood and is
shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in
the hall)
Drift Wood
by munch! munch! on Dec 05, 2011 11:41:52
Example:
"he won't go
far in life he is just Drift Wood"
Drift wood
by Pooney219 on Feb 04, 2016 13:09:41
Example:
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to
take me home. I'm going to have go in the back
ally and get me some
drift wood."
Drift Wood
by Taint Tap on Nov 22, 2010 10:17:47
Float some drift wood
by licktenstein on Oct 04, 2018 11:50:25
Drift wood
by Drift-wood on Dec 25, 2018 09:15:00
Example:
Guy: "Hey man you are having some
drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in
a pool. Just
ignore it."