the afternoon
Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm.It could be from late nights or just general lazinessafternoon
the time of the day that is after 1 o' clock pm
this is the realistic definition
12 o' clock is the technical one
but this is the realistic one
this is the realistic definition
12 o' clock is the technical one
but this is the realistic one
afternoon
a combination of day, which means "yea right", and fuck off. It also can be pronounced "Afternoonation!" and is said quickly in a chinese accent.
Example:
Kangaroo Laura Nutella: you're crazy!!
Roubs: AFTERNOON.
Sir Dimitrius: I love the shit out of you
Amazing Lauda: afternoon.
Kangaroo Laura Nutella: you're crazy!!
Roubs: AFTERNOON.
Sir Dimitrius: I love the shit out of you
Amazing Lauda: afternoon.
Afternoon Hillbilly
Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.
Example:
Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.
Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.
Afternoon Delight
The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.
The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
Example:
I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.
I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.
afternoon wood
Good Afternoon
The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”
Example:
Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.
Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.
Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.
Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.
Afternoon Deelite
A specific brand of marijuana used to slow down bodily functions. The name originated on the comedy Arrested Development.
Example:
Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”?
Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.
Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”?
Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.
Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.
afternoon skank
usually an easy fuck from a coked out party whore or skank who has been up all night doing god knows what till the wee hours of the morning. an afternoon skank is ususally best around 12 noon after a few hits of G. bring a noseplug.