ducati

A bike of pure engineering design simplicity.Intended for racing & competition NOT for your everyday road riding puke.It is designed to be regularly stripped serviced & inspected.It is designed to be riden hard & often NOT left as a dust collecting Latte shelf.A pig of a bike in unskilled hands, A class winner for REAL riders.



ducati
Great bikes, but the engines are less reliable than the chevy on blocks in your neighbors driveway. Broken rocker arms, specific tools, broken crankshafts, electrical problems. I would get one if I had a full time mechanic. Aprilia is the way to go, Italian flair the smart way, they specd everything good aviable STOCK. ROTAX!
Example:
My 912ie Duacti broke a crankshaft.


ducati
sure it preforms well, but why - you can buy a japanese bike which outpreforms it in everyway for about 1/2 to 1/3 the price
Example:
-yeah my 999 is fast cost 30000 dollars though
-too bad my zx10r will smoke it out corner underweigh it and cost 11 grand oh did i mention it will last longer and repairs and parts are cheaper not to mention there are serious aftermarket parts like turbos


Ducati
A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.
Example:
Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!


Ducati
A great motorcycle manufacturer that is disliked by the majority of the biking community, simply because the majority of the people who buy them tend to only see them as status symbols.
Example:
"yo bill!, guess what bike Tom Cruise bought!"

Bill "let me guess, a Ducati, Mv Agusta or a Harly"

Me "how do you know?"

Bill "because there the most expensive"


Ducati
1. A motorbike, possibly the best in the world, other than Harley Davidson.

2. It's an italian word. It means 'Shit my pants on two wheels.'
Example:
Whoa man, did you see that!?

What?

A ducati!

And?

This chick flashed me.

Whoa man, we gotta get ourselves one of those.

The power of Ducatis and boobs.


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