guju

Slang for a person from the state of Gujarat in India. Known to be stingy, but are some one of the best businessmen/women, always get the best side of the bargain.



guju
Inhabitants and descendants of the Indian state of Gujarat.

Those who speak the Indian language Gujarati.

Known for their business minds, agriculture, and strong cultural values. Traditions include garba (dancing and clapping in circles)and raas(dance style involving sticks)-two of the most popular dances in the state. Also known for having taken over the motel/hotel/gas station industries in America.

The common phrase "you guju" is a misconception of the actual characteristics of Gujaratis. Being of the business-mind, Gujus tend to look for the best deals. They value money and make the most of it. They are by no means cheap; in fact, Gujus are of the highest tier of minority incomes so CHILL OUT WITH THE GUJU JOKES! haha
Example:
"you guju"
"stop being guju"


guju
a breed of indians who go into drug stores such as CVS pharmacy and use massive amounts of coupons (usually so they end up paying a little less than eleven cents for 44 items) only to have 20 extra bucks print out for their next purchase

and then they come back into stores later that evening with their husbands to do the same thing under his store card

and then they go home and rejoice to their savings (times two)
Example:
guju: how much was the liquor u bought for me?

punjabi friend: it was like 42 bucks (estimates it, not really caring for every penny)

guju: it couldnt be! my dad owns a liquor shop! im not paying that much.

punjabi friend: *feels uneasy* ok... why didnt u get ur liquor from there?

moral of the story: dont befriend gujus


guju
a person who identifies as being from the state of gujarat, India, that is well known and respected b/c of his'her rich cultural background
Example:
Naww man, don't mess with them, they'll kill us, they guju


guju
a common indian that comes from the state of gujurat..and speak gujurati...gujus are cheap, stingy, and brown....but all in all, they are awesome people, mad chill and damn sexy!!
Example:
yooo yur soo guju, no one reuses plastic stop $ shop bags!


guju
Slang or short form for a Gujarati person; an individual from the Indian state of Gujarat. Use of the term is typically not considered taboo, although it can be used in a derogatory manner. It is often used self-referentially by other "gujus".
Example:
"Did you know that Arjun is dating some guju girl?"

"Gujus can't do bhangra, yar!"

"Guju pride!"


guju
Basically "Good Jew." Very stingy and shady race. They have smelly food and smell really bad. Most of their female species have too much hair on them and still won't let you have sex with them. Good luck with this race.
Example:
Bob: Wow, Jinder, you are pretty cheap you stupid guju...
Jinder: I must be cheap, that's the worst thing anyone has ever called me...I'm going to jump off a bridge.


guju
a breed of nefarious indians who cant speak english to save their lives, who sell their mother/brother/sister to make the extra penny, were generational illiterate farmers till they learned about trading (petrol pump, roadside motel, gambling, prostitution, black market, gray market, brown envelops and blue film market) from the englishmen. miserly, boorish, money worshiping, back stabbing snakes who think its perfectly cool to live of other countries and peoples while giving nothing back in return. They never join the army and never seem to be able to find any positive quality in other people except among their own cow pee drinking money worshiping petrol pumpers.
Example:
you eat grass to save pennies? you must be guju.

you got used and thrown?? that guy must be a guju - they are the inventors of the "expendable society"


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