elvish

All the language ever used by The King.The intonation he uses.



Elvish
Simply the most kick-ass language ever. Spoken by Elves and comes in two dialects (Quenya and Sindarin).
Example:
Awesome person: "ego, mibo orch"
Dumbass: "Why are you speaking Welsh?"
Awesome person: "It's Elvish, and it means 'begone and kiss an orc.' Bitch."
Dumbass: "You're a nerd."
Awesome person: "And proud of it."


Elvish Wedding
A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.
Example:
I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.


Elvish Piper
When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.
Example:
Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.


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