doorman
a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on
the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a
courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
doorman
by Downvoting Victim on Sep 10, 2006 13:57:05
Some guy who holds
the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. He keeps holding the door for everyone for
five minutes because he's
too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn't want to appear sexist.
Example:
I saw
Amanda leaving class, so I
opened the door for her. But then everyone else came and I held the door open for them too... I am a doorman.
Doorman
by harlottracystarmorgan on Oct 08, 2011 11:42:04
A person that
invites you cordially,or welcomes you inside him or her
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person,
harlot
Doorman
by Emo Dave on May 05, 2004 09:58:22
That guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat ass in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your coke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his
lice in your head rest you
lazy bitch. Down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes
an L.
Slippery Doorman
by coyney on Sep 26, 2011 20:15:25
This shit mainly consists of
seeman that would implanted in the
anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear
gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum
Doorman Mike
by mikezpizza on Feb 17, 2018 05:34:19
doorman discretion
by Mongo23 on Jun 01, 2006 05:35:44
That immense amount of power conferred upon one without
commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that,
in effect,
the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.
friendly doorman
by jakester1234 on Jan 02, 2011 00:55:51
a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on
the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a
courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "
doorman")
angry doorman
by Angry Beaver on Feb 01, 2008 01:28:30
Example:
I'd finally
gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to
sit down to
pee for a week!
Doorman Dash
by O-town Daddy on Oct 14, 2013 09:08:48
When someone a
dozen steps ahead of you holds the door open and you have to walk quickly so they don't have to wait for you - the result being that it would have been more
convenient to just
open the door yourself.