Fed-Ex

Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed



Fed-Ex
When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.

A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.

Example:
"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"


fed-ex
a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Example:
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't


Fed Ex
FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
Example:
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.


fed-ex
Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Example:
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!


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