fairytale

1) something that was made up for a childs purpose of amusement, usually invovleding knights, dragons, fairys, and things of the like.2) something humans call when they cannot possibly ever comprehand and since thusly fearing it so they call it to a fairytale.



Fairytale
Bull-Dike from Germany with more testosterone than a body builder on steroids. Has psudo-adam's apple. Attempts to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic but fails at it about as hard as she does passing as a woman. Likes to troll in #Nipponsei and dish it out, but cannot take it in. Bulldike Bull-Dike Yuritale Troll
Example:
Person 1: ZOMG did you see that dude???
Person 2: What dude, that was a Bull-Dike?
Person 3: No Man....That was a Fairytale


Fairytale
Bull-Dike from Germany with more testosterone than a body builder on steroids. Has psudo-adam's apple. Attempts to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic but fails at it about as hard as she does passing as a woman. Likes to troll in #Nipponsei and dish it out, but cannot take it in. Bulldike Bull-Dike Yuritale Troll
Example:
Person 1: ZOMG did you see that dude???
Person 2: What dude, that was a Bull-Dike?
Person 3: No Man....I think I sort of saw an Adam's Apple...That was a Fairytale


bosnian fairytale
A random, highly fictional story that Bosnians tell in order to impress friends or hot girls.
Example:
Miroslav: "My cousin's civic has 700 horses."
Steve: "Quit telling Bosnian Fairytales."


Fairytale syndrome
The belief that it's possible to have the perfect relationship with a partner. A relationship that's equal to the hopelessly romantic ones seen in movies. A relationship that will remain forever innocent. This ideal comes with an absence of pragmatism along with obvious naivity.

That said, this ideal does have its positives. Fairytale syndrome often pushes the believer to be the best that they can be within a relationship and therefore leads to happiness in the long run.

However, because it's unrealistic, the believer will likely grow to resent themselves or their partner for not adhering to their ideal.
Example:
Sally: '... I don't even find other men attractive, Joe is perfect. He is the best looking man I've ever seen. I could never be angry with him. I'll love him this way forever.'
Christina: 'Sounds like you have fairytale syndrome. '


fairytale fucked
To be Humped by a fairytale creature or to engange in intercoarse or otherwise copulate with creatures of a magical, fabled or otherwise mythical origin
Example:
Im going to Humpedey Dumpety you

You are fairytale fucking me?

Yes you are fairytale fucked.


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