clintonitis Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

clintonitis

The disease you must have to support Hillary Clinton.

Clintoned

by vududady on Aug 19, 2016 06:21:35

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

Example:
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

Clintoned

by thebearpokedback on Oct 07, 2019 22:31:38

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Example:
Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

Clintoned

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo on Jun 20, 2021 05:41:25

When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.

Example:
Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoned. Stop talking about pedo island or you might get Clintoned.

clintonizer

by kbabe87 on Sep 10, 2008 11:12:10

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority

Example:
I have a clintonizer for a boss.

Clintoning

by ruff'myster on Nov 03, 2003 06:02:33

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.

Example:

Clintoned

by Matish on May 05, 2021 16:47:18

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.

Example:
Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.

Clinton

by JenQueen on Apr 17, 2019 13:17:45

Is the name of the most handsome loving hardworking man ever. He was born to be a protector and sculptor. Although he hates to be called a handy man he is that and more. There isnt a thing he cant fix. He is an amazing musician that can play the guitar with such passion you can feel his soul shining when he plays. He has had one hell of a hard time in this life and has lost alot of loved ones but you wouldnt be able to tell cause he wears his crown and and armor with strength and courage. He is the ultimate man and deserves nothing but happiness. Oh and he is the coolest dad everrrr...

Example:
Clinton you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. I've taken you for granted far to long. I love you for eternity...

Clinton

by samd12345 on Jan 16, 2008 08:11:07

verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result

Example:
My girlfriend was pissed at me for cheating, but I Clintoned the argument. I mean, "cheating" could mean "not cheating".

Clinton

by comrademx on Sep 07, 2008 00:39:56

Toking on a joint without inhaling.

Example:
I was stoned out of my gourd already so when the doob came back around I pulled a Clinton.

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