wide-on

a female version of a hard-on.



wide-on
when a women gets all sexual she will get a wide-on, its like the female equivelant of a hard on
Example:
"jenny hada right wide-on the other night, thought she was guna cream"


wide-on
The distance between a woman's inner thighs at the top of her legs
Example:
a wide-on is the width between thighs just beneith her vage


wide
Example:
a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.

"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"

"fuck off you wide cunt."


wide on
The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.
Example:
In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.


Wide on
A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.
Example:
Ooh that Brad Pitt's a real dish. He really gives me a WIDE ON!


Wide-on
The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'
Example:
(1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.


Wide-on
When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.
Example:
"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"


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