figment

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined



Figmental
An item that is a figment of your imagination is by default 'Figmental' also meaning 'Imaginary'.
Example:
"Oh look, there's that Figmental Monkey again."


figmentation
Figmentation: verb a)The act of being a figment. See Figment
b) The personification of figmentlike qualities.
c) Maintaining that one doesn't really exist and you (the one experiencing the figment) are just interacting with your own mind.

Example:
Person A - (upon finding someone standing behind them)
"Hey! How long have you been standing here?"
Person B -
"I'm not here. I'm a figment of your imagination."
Person A -
"You're being a figmentation again!!!"
Person B -
:shrugs: "eh."


I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.
A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
Example:
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."


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