on my tip

When someone is obsessed over you, copies your style, tries to get with your girl, and all out is a weirdo about it.



Shit on my Tip
Upon removing one's circumcised penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.
Example:
As an exclamation:
*Mike just got in a car accident*
Mike, "Shit on my tip!"

As a prepositional phrase:
Jason, "Shit on my tip, that bitch gave me herpes from a blow job."
Kyle, "That sucks, herpes is for life, I know from personal experience."

As a literal representation:
Jason, "Dude I had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, fucking her in the poop cutter."
Erik, "Did you get any shit on your tip?"


bounce on my tip
1. to "jock" the cock

2. To insert one's penis slightly into a partner's orifice enough as to only cover the tip. The partner then proceeds to attempt "the bounce." It is an art form in some cultures; a skill to be highly exonerated. Professionals of the aesthetic are referred to as "tip bouncers," "tip drills," "tippers," "rippers," and "skeezy bitches."

3. to "hebrew" your bill

4. to perform the "skeezy trapeze"
Example:
1. you bounce on my tip, i'll make the lips drip

2. Hey beezy, how bout when ur done making my sandwhich you bounce on my tip...shit, you know the name of the game


get off my tip
Something you say when somebody has been incessantly pressuring you to take a particular action--usually one you don't want to take. Especially applicable for a man, in the case of an undesirable female jocking his shit.
Example:
Girl: When are we going to have dinner together?

Guy: Damn, bitch, I told you you're nasty. Get off my tip!

Also

Boss: When are you going to get that report to me? I've asked you for it 3 times.

Employee: Get off my tip, bitch! I told you already, I'll get it to you when it's done!


hop off my tip
When someone is annoying you and ou have to tell them to hop off your tip. Basically saying to leave you the fuck alone unless they want more to happen.
Example:
" hop off my tip, bitch"


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