AP English
by CoolPapaBell on Oct 13, 2013 08:10:38
A class designed to make you fail no matter how hard you try. The students taking the class, who are very smart students, have a hard time getting good grades and are ecstatic to receive a C or even a D. Usually directed by a psychotic teacher who expects you to write at a college level. It can also be known as hell on earth. Most students struggle to get a B, but pass the
final exam with 90s and
100s. Side effects include but are not limited to, having
no free time, no social life, insomnia, insanity, mind explosions, jumping off
cliffs and mental breakdowns.
Example:
Guy 1: "Hey, can you go to the football
game on Friday?"
Guy 2: "No, I have to work on my AP English work for 6 hours just to get a 70.
Guy 1: "Sucks, dude."
Guy 1: "I got 6 hours of sleep last night. I feel so energized."
Guy 2: "How the hell is that possible?"
Guy 1: "
I know, right?"
I was about to AP English my friend for saying "who" instead of "whom", but quickly stopped
my self.
AP English
by Richard Roggers on Mar 14, 2014 10:22:13
The one class where you'll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot
out of your head due to exhaustion. The teacher will
drown you with more homework than you've received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an "F" because you couldn't do the assignment correctly. This class is often associated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, Britney Spears meltdown, and sometimes
fatality.
Example:
Friend: Did you sleep last night?
You after taking AP English: What the hell is sleep? Are you talking about that thing
Lindsay Lohan has
done with her career?
AP English
by gunshow on Dec 16, 2004 05:09:28
AP English is simply
a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb
seniors into a more difficult class lacking
composition, all is simply boring, repetitive, mindless grammar.
AP English
by Toasterzzz on Jun 18, 2019 00:39:53
Synonym for gay. Only gay people take
AP english, and therefore, AP english can be
swapped out for the word "gay." It is a 100% known fact that if you take the class known as AP english, you are homosexual.
Just saying.
Example:
"Dude that is so
AP english." = "Dude that is so gay"
"Dude you take AP english?
You're gay!"
"AP english is actually the
gayest thing in the entire world."
ap english language and composition
by RedUrbanGuy on Oct 22, 2017 11:51:50
"Understand the interactions among a writer’s purpose, audience, subject, and genre and how each of these contributes to effective writing. Enhance your own writing skills and understand better each stage of the writing process as you develop
expository, analytical, and argumentative compositions." -From
the College Board
3 words: ethos, logos, and
pathos
ap english literature and composition
by RedUrbanGuy on Oct 22, 2017 11:53:17
"Explore literary elements such as a work’s structure, style and themes, as well as the use of
figurative language, imagery, symbolism and tone. Develop your writing skills as you express your ideas and analysis in
expository, analytical, and argumentative essays." -From
the college Board
Example:
In ap english literature and composition,
expect to read
a ton of
books!