The Spread

The act of a male or female that while bending over, while removing their pants, tightly grips their ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.



spread
1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.

2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches

3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.

If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.

4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.
Example:
Nice spread.


spread
"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!
Example:
"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"


spread it on
1) An exclamation similar to “let’s fucking go” intended to get everyone fired up. Mayor Timber of Spurbury, VT said this to the press after a 2001 drug bust.

2) An expression of encouragement used when watching a person do something with their hands, such as cooking or painting.
Example:
1) During a mid-afternoon lull at the Linwood House, Todd shouted “SPREAD IT ON” before cannonballing into the pool; the kick-back was now a bombass dankass party.

2) As Bree iced the cake, Kev whispered “mmm spread it on nice and good like.” Bree felt loved and became happy.


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