flatfish

someone on a dating website that puts oranges in their bra to disguise the fact they're flat . Also works with someone stuffing pillows down their trousers



Flatfished
When a girl looks thicc in her pictures and when you meet her she's flatter than a 2x4
Example:
Man I thought that girl was thicc but I got flatfished


Flatfished
When your first year uni flatmates catfish you into believing they're sociable, but become boring fucks in second year.
Example:
Ugh, Leah never comes on nights out this year, she's really changed. We've been flatfished!


Flatfishing
When a student is unprepared for a class, either has not done the homework assignment or did not do the work, or maybe even forget the materials needed for the class and as a result, the student tries to lay low the entire class and not get called on by the teacher.

Flat-fishers may be seen averting eye contact with the teacher, pretending to be very focused on something in their notebook, or pretending to take notes. Overall, just trying to go unnoticed until the class is over.
Example:
I didn't do the homework. I plan on flatfishing the entire class.


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