tortoise

Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.



tortoise
sonmeone who always comes late
Example:
"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"


Tortoise
An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.

Not to be mistaken for turtles.
Example:
Fear me. And fear the tortoise.


The Tortoise
When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Example:
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !


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