scrum

when the food is absolutely, undeniably bustingabbr. from scrumdiddlyumptious



scrum
the wrinkled skin of a ballsack
Example:
"I gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the pubes out of my teeth!"
"TMI."


scrum
n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Example:
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!


scrum
A derogatory name that combines a scrub and a bum, or scrot and scum, or any combination there in; orginitied in a SF Safeway.
Example:
The negro woman angrily replied, "Naw nigga, I aint no SCRUM, nigga," into her cel phone at the crowded Safeway.


scrum
1. The XP term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.
2. The stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones rectum.
Example:
"hey dude, you want a shot of scrum?"
"fuck yeah man!!!"


scrum
Word used when referring someone that is the worst of the worst or lowest of the low. Can be seen as the human version of a crumb, basically useless. Word is used most oftenly when referring to someone who cannot aim straight or kill anything at all in online video games, such as Modern Warefare 2.
Example:
-Dude, why do the scrum always have to be on our team?
-Omg, this guy is the lowest form of scrum, he couldnt even kill me when I was in last stand.
-We are going to have to back out, this room has no scrum what so ever.
-Get throwing knifed worthless scrumlord!
-The early morning scrum are out to get destroyed.


scrum
A noun used to describe a person who scrapes every last crumb off of a plate. Also describes a person who eats other people’s leftovers.
Scrum = crumb scraper, or scraper of crumbs
Example:
*to friend eating the crumbs off your plate*
“Stop being such a scrum!"


scrum
Lint that collects on the taint or bonch due usually to flannel boxers.
Example:
Because I haven't changed my flannel boxers in quite some time, I have an unusual amount of scrum hanging from my taint.


scrum
Food, yum, a delicious taste that fills the mouth (especially after smoking a blunt.)

Please Note: One is permitted to add any rhyming word or made up word succeeding 'scrum' to add emphasis.
Example:
This is some damn good scrum man.
I want to get some scrum-dum.
Let's go to Burger Scrum (Burger King).


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