free-range
The practice of breeding animals for food in a supposedly natural and cruelty-free manner. Animals live comfortably outside instead of in
cramped stalls; are fed healthy diets. Alternate to
factory farms.
free-range
by cagerattler on Nov 28, 2004 12:38:17
A way for
breeders to
obfuscate the way they raise animals (usually fowl) and increase
profit-margins on their product, even though given the choice to roam the field or stay in a climate-controlled food-a-plenty barn, the animals will chose the latter every time fact.
Example:
Consumers are given free-range to spend as much as they want to feel good about
the animal that probably never roamed out of
the barn anyway.
free range
by Margot and Bubble on May 31, 2009 08:04:56
Example:
GF1: "What do you think of her new
toyboy?"
GF2: "I thought she was crazy, taking on somebody that free range, but she
shampooed him into a total slut"
free range
by BruinKiller3469 on Mar 30, 2009 07:10:25
Example:
Several resturants are now using
meats that are coming from free range
farms.
Free-range
by Besik on Jan 03, 2012 12:40:20
free range
by the_real_Chris on Nov 16, 2006 07:15:17
male sex organs allowed to hang about
freely, by going
cammando
much like a free range chicken is free to
roam about but instead of chicken its balls
Free range kid
by Sirj on Feb 22, 2022 04:00:12
Example:
Look at that (
Frange,
bock bock)
free range kid, he can do whatever he wants and curses and not getting in trouble because his parents and society believes that he will find his own way. he needs consequences he'll never learn... He is like a free range chicken, bock bock here! bock bock there!
Free Range Titties
by Mil3Druid3 on Nov 25, 2014 09:08:21
Example:
Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an
AR-15 pistol at
the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".
Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see
for myself.
Free-Range Skanks
by gab38 on Nov 19, 2010 08:43:32
Free Range Tweeting
by brueckj23 on Feb 09, 2012 01:52:29
Example:
Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in
the lounge and Scott decided to do some
free range tweeting by posting a message to all
Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.