free-range

The practice of breeding animals for food in a supposedly natural and cruelty-free manner. Animals live comfortably outside instead of in cramped stalls; are fed healthy diets. Alternate to factory farms.



free-range
A way for breeders to obfuscate the way they raise animals (usually fowl) and increase profit-margins on their product, even though given the choice to roam the field or stay in a climate-controlled food-a-plenty barn, the animals will chose the latter every time fact.
Example:
Consumers are given free-range to spend as much as they want to feel good about the animal that probably never roamed out of the barn anyway.


free range
adj. Not yet trained or housebroken. Used to refer to someone prior to being shampooed and conditioned to new expectations of domesticated behaviour.
Example:
GF1: "What do you think of her new toyboy?"
GF2: "I thought she was crazy, taking on somebody that free range, but she shampooed him into a total slut"


free range
male sex organs allowed to hang about freely, by going cammando
much like a free range chicken is free to roam about but instead of chicken its balls
Example:
"i'm strickly free range"


Free range kid
Like a free-range chicken, but for a child that is not giving boundaries or rules or consequences from their parents or society.
Example:
Look at that (Frange,bock bock) free range kid, he can do whatever he wants and curses and not getting in trouble because his parents and society believes that he will find his own way. he needs consequences he'll never learn... He is like a free range chicken, bock bock here! bock bock there!


Free Range Titties
A woman who wears a see through top at the shooting range throwing off other shooters' aim
Example:
Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an AR-15 pistol at the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".

Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.


Free Range Tweeting
Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.
Example:
Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.


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