front butt

(noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have dickdo disease, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt.



front butt
not the regular butt in the back, but go around front and you will have your front butt aka your genitals. p and vaG
Example:
"ima stick this crayon in your front butt"


front butt
a front butt...when someone is so fat that it looks like they have a front butt
Example:
look at that front butt
shave that front butt
dont forget to floss and brush your front butt


front butt
An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.

A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
Example:
Luis: Hello Davo, how is your front butt?
Davo: Quite good, thank you.


front butt
When a human is so overweight that their stomach and thigh fat combines to create the appearance of having another butt on the front of the body. Applies only to obese individuals, like back tits.
Example:
God damn, I bet when that bitch goes to the bathroom she has to wipe in a half circle!


front butt
The large roll of fat seen on a rotund person when viewed from the front resembling the buttox.
Example:
Did you see those two front butts trying to get tickets from Southwest? Yeah. Like they could fit in just one seat.


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