fudge packer

1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution3) The opperator of the above machine.



fudge packer
One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.
Example:
Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'


fudge packer
1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.
Example:
Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!


fudge packer
A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".
Example:
Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.


fudge packer
a gay ass man fucking a gay ass man in the ass

derived from the idea of calling the shit in an asshole "fudge" and the man fucking would be packing it in with his penis, thus "fudge packer"
Example:
-Those guys are homosexuals.
-You're right. They must be fudge packers too.



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