garfield
The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful. Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.Extremely amusing for all generations.garfield
V.
1. To stuff or launch items into your mouth (mainly food) to the extreme in the same way the comic strip character, Garfield, manuveres lasagna into his mouth.
This is including but not limited to cupping your hands and scooping food items from their origin into your mouth with the purpose of consuming.
Reasons for this action involve your hunger being so great you have no time to search for eating utensils and/or clear and present male barbarianism has driven you to these extents.
1. To stuff or launch items into your mouth (mainly food) to the extreme in the same way the comic strip character, Garfield, manuveres lasagna into his mouth.
This is including but not limited to cupping your hands and scooping food items from their origin into your mouth with the purpose of consuming.
Reasons for this action involve your hunger being so great you have no time to search for eating utensils and/or clear and present male barbarianism has driven you to these extents.
garfield
1. A fairly generic comic strip that has seen better days.
2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about
2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about
Example:
1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even that fat anymore. His head's as big as his body. Wtf?
2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.
1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even that fat anymore. His head's as big as his body. Wtf?
2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.
garfield
A fat vagina. A play on the on the comic strip character Garfield who is known for a being fat cat or to more appropriate terms in relation to this definition, a fat pussy.
garfield
(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.
garfield
garfield
To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Example:
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.
This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.
You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.
This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.
You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
garfield
garfield
Example:
Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.
Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.