sith lord

An Evil Bitch who entices you into giving up your very soul to join her on the Dark Side. Then after she's done with you she will take a shit inside of your still beating heart without even removing it from your chest. The Sith Lord is a heartless, soulless, empty, selfish, beast that feels NO pain. Use Caution.



Sith Lord
Over twenty thousand years before the birth of --Anikan Skywalker--, dark jedi had stumbled upon the Sith race. The Sith beings dominated the then uncharted world of Korriban.

Star Wars creator, George Lucas, took the Gaelic word Sith meaning fairy or sprite. Gaelic lore describes sith as good natured, tiny, winged creatures that live in the woods. Lucas's Sith were a lighthearted, primitive race of force adepts (those who had the ability to tap into the force).

The primative Sith did not have a great understanding of the force and only used their natural abilities for basic tricks.

The dark jedi had been exhiled from the know universe after the Great Schism (100 year war among the Jedi Order over banning use of the dark side of the force.) When the surviving dark jedi arrived, they easily conqured, corrupted and enslaved the Sith beings. Sith beings were forced to worship the dark jedi as gods. Dark jedi became known as Sith Lords able to study and embrace the dark side of the force. Sith now refers to all people from Korriban, including dark jedi.

Over thousands of years the Sith Lords built a great civilization on Korriban and the surrounding star systems, Sith Empire.

The Jedi of the Republic and Sith Order had eventually forgoten about each other until a chance encounter. Centuries of warfare erupted between the two orders with the Jedi normally getting the best of the Sith.

Sith Lords are their own worst enemy. There order was often racked by infighting and other forms of desention. The head of order stayed in power until challenged (killed). To curb this this, new Sith Empires follow the strict code. "Always two there are....no more...no less. A master and an apprentice."
Example:
Dark Lord of the Sith, Marka Ragnos,ruled 5,500 years before the events of Star Wars.


Sith Lord
A person who only goes for the ass when it comes to sexual intercourse. They do nothing with vaginas or penises, only the anus. They embrace the “dark side” of the force in their practices.
Example:
“I’m not sure if you want to get with Jared.”
“He doesn’t seem that bad.”
“Yeah, but I heard he’s a Sith Lord.”
“Ohhh, that’s actually better.”


Sith Lord Ali
Sith Lord Ali also known as SLA) is the most famous prommie in the General Discussion (GD) on Gaia Online.

In the beginning, Sith Lord Ali was a cam-whoring emo and gained popularity throughout the GD with this existence. Eventually he became widely known due to extensive attention whoring and namedropping. August 15th 2007 is the date when SLA revealed that he was not boy but instead, as the only other alternative would offer, a girl. The GD was shocked with this news. Her reasons for posing on the internet as boy couldn't be more emo then her previous existence fueled by "mental abuse from a boyfriend."

While SLA is widely popular, she is also disliked by a great number of other Gaians because she tends to be a bitch. The greatest debate about her is whether or not she is pretty. In all honesty, it's hard to tell beneath the scene way of dress. However, it is undebatable that she is the biggest attention whore of the GD which is an incredible feat in itself.
Example:
"Wow! Did you hear that Sith Lord Ali is a girl?"
"No wai!"

"Sith Lord Ali is a prommie."


Sith Lord save a ho
The above and beyond of the “Captain save a ho” regime. If young Anakin Skywalker were captain save a hoe, Sith Lord save a hoe would be Palpatine.

An enabler of high end rachet behaviors, while creating a safe haven for scandalous females.
typically surrounded by bag whores whom dont put out yet show enough skin to frustrate unsuspecting men.
The ‘Sith lord save a ho’ is typically retired with a SSI check coming that he’ll spend on the debaucherous woman in his stable. His residence typically housing random backpacks, wardrobes, and other ill aquired items dropped off by said women.
Most importantly the ‘Sith lord’ is a Hater, doing all in his power to assist the ratchets in shenanigans against younger male targets.
Cock Blocker level: GOD.
Example:
“So I was smoking out with Angel in the parking lot, she was about to give me head…”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah, until SITH LORD SAVE A HO pulls up beside us and she hops in his car to go shopping at Walmart!!”
“Damn, the Force is STRONG with that one!”
“Wasted my whole bag I did, mmmm hm hm hm!!!”


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