gastronome

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.



Gastronomical
Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.
Example:
The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.


Gastronomical determinism
Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.
Example:
The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.


Gastronomic Singularity
A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
Example:
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.


GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART
The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
Example:
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".


gastronomically hung over
A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
Example:
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.


gastronomically hung over
A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
Example:
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.


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