quaffing

Its like drinking, but you spill more.



quaffing
Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.
Example:
Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...


quaffing
Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,
Example:
Get your quaffing ass over here now

God Summer, stop quaffing around!

I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!


Quafe
The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.
Example:
Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...


Quaf
A man's hairstyle that is formed when he is going down on a woman and she queefs so forcefully that it blows his hair back.
Example:
"Do you like my hair? I was going down on my girlfriend this morning and she queefed so hard in my face. Blew my hair into the perfect quaf."


Quafed
Queef in the past-tense
Example:
Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."


Quaf
An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.
Example:
Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."

Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."


Quaf
When a women queefs and farts at the same time words collide! Its the most unsettling thing known to man kind
Example:
Cynthia totally had to Quaf after sex and her insides blew up it was a total mess! That Quaf was Disgusting I didn't know if she shit her self or was trying to blow up a balloon.


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