FTP

Fuck the Packers. Most commonly used by Bears, Vikings, and Lions fans in response to those wretched larks.



FTP
Fuck the police. Coined in early 1998 by a C.B. local. It is the only true definition of this word and all the othere can f*ck off.
Example:
I'm sick of these pigs harassing us. FTP baby.


FTP
For the Penis. Used a lot by resistance players on the game Ingress to define themselves and their sexual preferences.
Example:
Example 1:
Guy 1: Man, I didn't know jojo went that way.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he's crazy FTP.

Example 2:
New Guy: Hello everyone!
Guy 1: Welcome to the Resistance!
Guy 2: Fuck toads!
New guys: Eewww, I like girls.
Guy 3: We're crazy FTP!
Guy 4: FTP
MarsOG: FTP!


FTP
Face, Tits, Pussy.. The basic "big 3" pics required before a gentleman decides if it is worth having a midnight randyvous with any lady in question that he may have found while browsing the internet on his wankport..

Until this File Transfer Protocol has been completed, risk of disappointment is often too high to make it worth considering making the trip..
Example:
Richard always insisted on getting the FTP shots from any lady he was considering meeting, but often he would blow his load immediately he saw them and then decide she was too much of a cheap slut anyway.. So perhaps it was counterproductive in a strangely unexpected way.. Wankers remorse..?


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