get stoned

What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!



get stoned
A good method for people who haven't lived the high life, and desperately need one to stop their hating.
Example:
All you like to do ryan is intimidate folks around you, here take this joint and you'll be fine! sweet!


get stoned with two birds
To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Example:
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.


just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned
He'll understand
Example:
Press Z or R twice!


get two birds stoned at once
My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Example:
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once


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