gogurt

when some bitch slurps your cum out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.



gogurt
to empty the semen inside a condom on a girl's face
Example:
Dudebro 1: Dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!

Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!


gogurt
- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner
Example:
gogurt, its the natural yogurt "to go"


Gogurt
The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.
Example:
You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home


Gogurting
When you jack off and then orgasm , you use a rubbing motion on your cock like when you squeeze the rest of the yogurt out from the bottom of the gogurt tube.
Example:
I had to get the excess cum out of my cock last night even though it was sore. So Patricia started gogurting it.


Gogurt
Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.
Example:
Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?


Gogurting
The act of slurping up man yogurt from a condom just like a gogurt, sliding your finger from the bottom to the top till maximum slurpage is achieved.
Example:
I was craving some gogurt the other day, but I didn't have any, but I did have a nut waiting to be busted and a rubber, so later that day I was totally gogurting that shit.


Gogurt
When a guy fills his foreskin with yogurt, making it into a living Gogurt. Making a snack for a girl, while also requiring her to both suck and pull to get it all out.
Example:
I couldn’t get my girl to blow me, until I made her a Gogurt. Bitches love Gogurt.


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