wardrobe malfunction
An
accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.Primarily used for referring to the
exposure of breasts/
areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
wardrobe malfunction
by Dr. Sardonicus on Apr 04, 2004 07:34:58
1.When a guy gets his penis caught in
the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an
emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.
wardrobe malfunction
by Leo on Feb 08, 2004 00:21:25
Actually, a shortened version of
WMD, slightly
altered and presented as art.
Wardrobe malfunction-noun: something that does not exist, in this case clothing that has been previously removed.
wardrobe malfunction
by 1_WTC_Lock on Aug 31, 2004 09:59:45
An incident in the 1970s on the popular game show "
The Price is Right" in which a contestant named
Yolanda Bowersley is called to Contestants Row and her
tube top falls off, revealing her breasts.
Example:
Yolanda Bowersly, come on down! You're the first four con--OH MY GOODNESS,
Yolanda's TOP CAME OFF!!!
Janet Jackson wasn't the first to experience a wardrobe malfunction.
.
wardrobe malfunction
by el revez on May 14, 2004 13:56:22
(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a
chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.
(ii)
The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble
flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.
Example:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!
I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every
bloody time, etc., etc.
wardrobe malfunction
by moomin21 on Aug 23, 2004 17:57:47
Example:
Why did American people make such a fuss about
Janet Jackson's accident? When Judy
Finnegan had a wardrobe malfunction,
the Brits were just mildly amused.
wardrobe malfunction
by sp0rkius on Mar 01, 2004 09:27:00
When the
hinges of the door of your
garment storage device have
rusted and it fails to open correctly.
Example:
I can't
come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't
get to my clothes.
Honest.
wardrobe malfunction
by j-diddy on May 01, 2004 11:17:19
1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "
decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.
2. An unintentionally funny explanation of
VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "
Soy Bomb."
Example:
Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr.
Coors and apologize for the indecency right away.
Stern -
you're fired!
wardrobe malfunction
by Nezbit on Feb 16, 2004 02:05:08
Example:
"It was...*
glances at
cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe
mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"
wardrobe malfunction
by kryo on Jun 23, 2004 08:16:41