the Toronto
A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "
Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to
stay in the game.The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a
fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
toronto
by Torontonian on Dec 12, 2003 09:26:54
The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans
up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and
wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off.
Torontoed
by bviase on May 26, 2013 15:09:57
(verb) a rare lose in an NHL playoff
elimination game when a team leading by 3 goals in the third period end up losing in
sudden death overtime and being knocked out of the
playoffs.
Example:
The Toronto Maple Leafs defined
torontoed (on
13 May 2013) when they lost game 7 in a best of 4 playoff series, by losing 5-4 in overtime to the Boston Bruins when they lead 4-1 at the start of the 3rd period, subsequently being knocked out of the playoffs.
On
25 May 2013, the Chicago Blackhawks could have gotten torontoed last night by the Detroit Red Wings, whom were leading the playoff series 3-1 and were down 4-1 in the third period of game 5...but didn't.
Toronto
by A.Rz on May 11, 2007 10:14:45
The only Canadian city that still has MLB and the NBA and may get an NFL team. A city with the most underrated architecture and diverse neighbourhoods. Perhaps that's why Jane Jacobs lived there. Interesting streetscapes, a public transit system that at worst could be described as "adequate", a lively arts scene, employment, and civic pride. A bit of a
late bloomer in the international scene, Toronto is ambitious, look at the film festival for instance. The term world class has lost meaning,
call it what you want, it's a great city. To believe that a majority of people in Toronto are ugly or self-centered or is akin to racism. People aren't afraid to live, and we all have moments of pleasure, impatience, insecurity, pride, ecstasy, joy. If you can see that collage in Toronto, the dualities and diversity in experience you can appreciate it for what it is. A large group of people, buildings and experiences that
interplay and create something new everyday.
Example:
A sampling of architecture- Van der
Rhoe's modernism, 1 King West, the City Halls, the Canada Malting Plant,
Liberty Village, the Distillery District, Hart House (the the University of Toronto in general), the
OCAD building, the new AGO and ROM crystals, countless Victorians, the CN Tower, St. Lawrence Hall, the Allen Lambert Galleria at BCE Place, the art deco of Tip Top Tailors, the CHUM city building, the Flat Iron Building
Toronto
by hipster_of_the_month on Dec 01, 2012 14:35:36
Example:
Archaeologist #1: "We opened up that city-sized
time capsule that we found on the shore earlier this week."
Archaeologist #2: "High five. What was in it?"
Archaeologist #1: "Lots and lots and lots and lots of people with plaid shirts, super-tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses, and
bow ties, all listening to grating three-chord music. 1960s stuff, basically."
Archaeologist #2: "Ohhhhh. That's Toronto you found. It was probably just buried in snow. Not a time capsule. And those 1960s relics are just hipsters."
Archaeologist #1: "Shit. My bad."
Toronto
by bad daddy on Apr 18, 2005 07:47:14
Toronto is the most cosmopolitan, ethnically-diverse city in Canada and, last time I checked, North America. Many Vancouverites and Montrealers can't accept this and say that Toronto is violence-ridden and that we have a
drug problem, overlooking the fact that
Vancouver's drug problem is so bad that they actually have detox centers run by the city where heroin addicts can get a safe hit. I won't even talk about Montreal, other than to say that they're whining bitches that can't deal with the fact that they're not Canada's biggest and
best city in Canada and haven't been since the 70's.
Also, all these small-town
farmboys and rural mofos that talk about our crime problem and shit really have no idea what they're talking about because they are too busy fornicating with farm animals and relatives to come to Toronto to experience it first hand.
Besides, we have the hottest women in the world, including Paris and New York. Period.
Toronto
by Jon310 on Oct 17, 2008 11:21:01
A great city to live in. Some people are full of themselves and like to think the sun shines for them and only for them, but the majority of people in Toronto are truly good people. Many interesting and beautiful neighbourhoods to explore, and great restaurants/ bars/ cafes etc. One negative thing is that the city continually tears down historic buildings, and build ugly "modern" looking ones. like the Royal Ontario
Museum's crystal extension. We also tend to ignore the impoverished people in our city, such as the community of
Regent Park,
Jane and Finch, or parts of Scarborough. Crime is a problem in Toronto, but so is it in any other city of it's size. Actually, for it's size, Toronto has a very low crime rate. Public transit is okay, could be better. But I've deffinately seen worse. All in all, Toronto is a great city to live in. My favourite neighbourhoods include: The
Annex, Queen Street West, and the Harbourfront.
Toronto
by Frank Malvochich on Jun 08, 2007 04:15:22
One of the best cities in the world, recently tied for 5th place in
the Economist Intelligence
Unit's "Top Places to Live" study.
Best city in Canada by far. Has low crime (check the stats, dipshits!) and nice people.
Example:
"I wish I could live in Toronto."
"My city sucks, so I'll just
rag on Toronto."
"I've never been to Toronto, but my mommy says it is bad."
"Toronto is the greatest."
"I'm a racist
Albertan, so I don't like Toronto!"
"Oh no, Toronto makes us rednecks feel like a minority! Time to take the truck back to the farm in Alberta."
"Quebec sucks, parts
of Montreal look like they are about to be demolished. Until you realize people actually live there! I wish I could leave this place and get to Toronto!"
Toronto
by TheCoolDude123 on Oct 11, 2011 01:16:40
The largest city in Canada, that's
overrated. People who have never been there think it's great, but when they go they realize it's
a shithole. The
leafs suck as well.