hancock

1. (n.) Surname of John Hancock, merchant, salesman, and prominent Patriot of the American Revolution.2. (n.) Slang for one's signature.3. (v.) To sign one's name outrageously flamboyantly.



hancock
To shove ones head up anothers butt. Takes great strength and skill. Refer to the superhero movie "hancock" for more info.
Example:
Dude I was attacked last night, so I gave him the Hancock!


hancock
man of great size and power

nickname: footbum
Example:
hancock: to have ones hand on cock


hancock
a term referring to someones hand being on their (or sometimes others) penis's in public
Example:
Grace: Emma omg, your brother has his hand down his pants!!

Emma: Ugh! again? i know we call him the {hancock}


hancock
han~kok

1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.

2. Noun

To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
Example:
An example of hancock would be:

H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."

J:"Yes, I agree it did not."

H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."

J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."

J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."

J:"Indeed."


Hancocking
Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.
Example:
John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!

Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.


The Hancock
The hancock is a rare breed of homosexual, which camouflages it's sexuality through manly vulgarity and a heterosexual tone to those he is not familiar with. Amongst other interesting aspects of the hancock, like it's diet of alcohol and amyl, is this particular species excretes... a time release pheramone on to its victims through its tongue, which may lay dorment for 9months before taking affect. The hancock has been known to pass out in bins and defecate in urinals and ingest exotic liquids, like the Jager-Blanc
Example:
The Hancock just got us kicked out of The Club cos he took a shit in the urinal.


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