have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.



Have a cookie
Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.
Example:
"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"


Have a cookie.
Example:
When engaging in a debate and the opposition is too dim witted to grasp the concept so you politely suggest they, "Have a cookie."

Most effective in public places or in mixed polite company.


Can I have the last cookie
Can I have the last cookie
Example:
Can I have the last cookie ?


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